We spent the whole day not teaching but setting up a haunted house for four- and five-year-olds. I think haunted houses are too scary for that age of Taiwanese children, but the boss ordered it, so hey. My room was the crazy doctor trying to create the perfect student - eyes that look, ears that listen, mouths that are quiet, etc. Here I pose with the bums that sit nicely on chairs. This is the first time I've shaved my beard off in two and a half years, and the first time I've been without sideburns in five and a half years. Now that's scary!